If you’re wondering why I seem so masculine today, it’s because I used WD40 to fix a squeaky door hinge.
I opened a jar of pickles. Beat that.
women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego
What the hell are you trying to say?
When the waiter leaves the tea pitcher at my table, I really feel like I’m in charge of my destiny.
ATTENTION THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!
RIGHT HERE, LADIES AND GENTS, IS THE FULL EPISODE OF SHERLOCK THAT JUST AIRED JAN 1ST. REBLOG IT EVEN IF YOU HAVE SEEN IT SO THOSE WHO HAVE NOT CAN COME ACROSS IT!
It was a life saver for me finding it because the live stream link was very busy so it had to buffer and the screen was disfigured so here to anyone who missed it or just wasnt able to see it all the way through. Thanks!!
For anyone who wants to see it :)
that-one-nerd-girl is my new personal hero.
if we’re mutually following each other i’m going to go between two extremes:
- replying to your text posts like we’re best friends when we’re not
- acting like i don’t know you exist because i don’t want you to think i’m coming on too strong
both of these things mean i want to be your friend i am just socially awkward as hell
Plus, I don’t feel cool enough for Tumblr.
WHY THE HELL IS IT THAT IF I SAY “NO THANKS, I DON’T LIKE ORANGE JUICE” PEOPLE ACCEPT THAT AND NEVER OFFER ME IT AGAIN
BUT AS SOON AS I SAY “NO THANKS, I DON’T LIKE BEER/WINE/ALCOHOL” PEOPLE TAKE THAT AS AN INVITATION TO TRY AND FORCE IT ON ME AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY
NO, I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I DO NOT LIKE THE TASTE I DON’T WANT TO “GET USED TO IT” OR “ACQUIRE THE TASTE” JUST LEAVE ME ALONE STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO DRINK
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine
i swear to god if this site gets any smoother i’m gonna slip and fall on my ass
Then I wish I was the floor.